Mario presses F4 was the speed of light

Mrs. Pacman LOVES toast

Tsundere shark wants to play gamecube, but can't.

The Jew cries at the mere sight of 4chan

Soy tu cita para el baile feo saco de mierda

Anon reads bible stories to an inter-dimensional coat

The vietcong took all of Dave the Barbarian's appendages

The fries from Aqua Teen Hunger Forces yells at a bag of ice

Fat Ugly Virgin gets rained on, because he is so fat and ugly

Gold digging whore with HUGE tits gets cold hard cash

Jason Bateman interrogation

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