A man gets mugged as his earthworm girlfriend watches with an umbrella

You ever like a girl when you're young, but you just KNOW she's going to end up pregnant in the next couple years? That girl.

A bearded man conducts an orchestra of 1

An adorable earthworm wallowing around in the cool grass

A housecat made of fire, standing in complete darkness

"LiKe tHiS"

A pink snail on a red background

Some kid jumping his skateboard off a ramp over a tiny rock.

Campbell's Condensed Soup

Two red balls. Wet balls. Gross

Skeletor in a dress saying "Urwig??"

A lonely man named Bob thinks of the girl he never met, and incidentally, never left him. What a sad bastard.