a dragon selling REAL horseshoes for $9,999,999,999 will not allow a barefoot man to buy because of his "no shoes, no service" rule

autism

something that vaguely looks like a potato between tongs

a creature (looks like a bear/squirrel/squid?) vomits a rainbow and farts fire

a dark and evil elf night wields a shield and sword

there's a keyhole on this pair of underwear.

Doodle or Die

the man screams for help, but he is being consumed by the ball pit.

New Chain

donald trump realizes he is worth nothing

it seems as if the previous describer has given the doodler three oranges and the moon. the doodler gladly takes and treasures them.

New Chain

draw your worst fear.

a $2 sword, worth every cent.

a man with a bleeding face and a weapon (an axe or mallet) angrily exclaims "RRAAGH!"

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