A lightbulb contemplates the irony of having bad ideas when symbolically, he represents good ideas.

A tree being taken from behind by his mentor tree whilst being unsure of the moral implications of them both being male.

A large pile of rainbow coats.

A demonic pineapple leers at a slug as it tells him "I'm fine"

Dr. Who had an accident. He's stuck to the wall with blue ejaculate!

A woman with a fly-swatter face.

A horse excreting whilst contemplating its own meaningless life.

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A man trips over in the street, and falls anus first on a traffic cone. The man's name is DANIEL SEATON.

Dancing people are wearing masks. They also have straws sticking out of their heads!

New Chain

A dinosaur stumbles upon a bowl of cherries, but it's not cherries, it's eyeballs! The dinosaur is so sad, poor people with no eyes :(

Someone left me a post it, it's telling me I suck! URGH!

Doodle or Die

A woman enjoying a delicious cigarette after a hard day's work.

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