Zelda is not a happy princess.
"Did you just urinate in my house?"
Ginger bread men have no soul.(Geddit? Red-head jokes)
Hitler's favorite Sunday trousers
Gary, the inquisitive snail after discovering his mum's nose crosssbow
Draw a very upset Hitler, because no one came to his birthday party on account of he killed all of his friends
420 biatch
Ron Weasley on acid
The morbidly obese and slightly psycho tortoise taking a ladder to break into his ex wife's dirty whore bedroom to steal one of each sock.
An obese, diabetic rat trying to refrain from ruining its month-long diet.