Al is sad that Ed is off doing things he should not be doing.
Grapes are like poop
Moist lips
Saturday night fever
Gangstas don't like this little boy's pet dinosaur
"I'm over it" with no head
Duck duck quack
Black kitty sees you naked and does not like it.
There appears to be some sort of heart related math problems going on here.
Toothpicks
Communist skydiver
The TARDIS floating in a pool of cherry pie filling with Mickey Mouse enjoying a drink.