A penguin maintains the orientation of its cup of coffee relative to gravity’s apparent source as it throws itself at the ground and misses.

Green chestburster annoys square-eyed person.

THE PK (of PMD-E fame) gives you a backwards glance.

Charmander’s Big Egg Salad Adventure

Innuendoless banana sucking.

Doodle or Die

Man wearing a “no”-sign patch on his red shirt shakes his fist at the injustices of this sunny, happy world with beautiful trees and clouds.

It’s that… that thing from TV. The one that’s bigger on the inside! Also somebody is confused beside it

Lower eyelid piercings?

A self-described “fone box” and “teleport machine”

A window lies stands, bloodied and broken but somehow still together.

A pink[,] bunny tail.

Doodle or Die

Batman eating a screaming, cotton-candy-flavoured clippy? (You know, the MS Word one)

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