Rash of tentacle monsters infesting toilets. HOW CAN YOU KEEP YOUR CHILD SAFE? Film at 11.

That one guy from homestuck cops a feel off of that one not-guy from homestuck. Sexytiems.

This week in Hustler: DEER PORN

HOW WILL I EVER CLIMB A TREE WITH THESE SOGGY NOODLE ARMS!? - Dan the Squirrel

Frolicking orca make the sun doubt its career choice.

In retrospect, turning my daughter's crayola crayon playhouse into a rocket ship was a bad call

Ronald knew the only way to put a smile on the grimace's face was to WEAR THAT GODDAMN FACE LIKE A MASK

is it a mouth, or an in-the-pants boner? the world may never know

Bacon looks even more delicious through a microscope

jet-propelled cyclops pikachu

Godzilla has a pretty bad fungal infection

This dang cute kitten destroyed my prized begonias