A fly wooing a steaming pile of poo.

Sky Fan

The bear, wanting to be pretty, donned a crown of flower petals.

A bleeding sun sets on the chaotic ocean waves while murdering a laptop with a butcher knife.

Nearly empty ketchup bottle placed upside down so as to salvage every last drop of its goodness.

A coy Koi

Don't want no more of the crying game.

Slimer the OBGYN

Cornflake Girl

Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie.

Grapes of Wrath

Narwhal frolicking gaily in the ocean.