Doodle or Die

bob's 5 step guide to procreation, ending in alien warfare

some sort of organic rocket ship

Mickey Mouse hangs himself and pisses blood inside a big blue circle

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old man eats cigarette butts

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The next Mad Max movie is set at an anime convention. Max kills everybody.

floating one armed bacon inexplicably casts shadow on nearby shore

apple is trans

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Toothless man drinks rotten meat through a straw

bag of radioactive waste

blue dude has got his wig, no worries

dalek on a boat

murrica

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