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A disturbing hybrid between Yoda and Shrek.

An alien looking at a lump of shit. In its eyes, curiosity and hunger brew.

Two blue aliens don't know the identity of a dead woman, buried deep in the earth. It is night. The stars are out.

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A bird-headed goddess extracts her own brain through her mouth.

Person reads something that offends them on Twitter. They shut their eyes to the world, choosing to be ignorant rather than face the truth.

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An internet celebrity realizes they have nothing to really offer society.

New Chain

Black pygmies eat the supple flesh of Hillary Clinton's bosom.

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A child with three eyes stabs out their 'third eye.'

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A headless woman picks fetuses growing from a tree.

A polar bear in a blizzard.

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