God's son is fed up with immature Ementaler.

Extraterrestrial waffle attacks a squirrel, trying to persuade a piece of cheese to stop smoking.

Drugs are bad.

A grand premiere of a new Aston Martin was redacted by MI6.

Space bollocks.

Plugless plug-in plug.

Touchscreen banana.

Disfigured teenage boy brings back disco.

The Dark Knight Rices.

Heart grenade.

A living nightmare.

MY PINEAPPLE TOOK MY DRUGS!!!!