Donald Trump fights Kim Jung Un. Both become exhausted and die from cardiac arrest

Barrack Obama Pissing all over Donald Trump and Donald Trump enjoying it (feel free to use orange for DT's skin color)

Donald Trump getting Car punched

A terrorist dies and finds that there are male virgins waiting for him

Stan took an excessive, strenuous, painful, poo. Unbeknownst to Stan, that was the last poo he would ever take.

A man shits out an entire apple. An apple tree starts to grow out of his ass

Inverted weiner