I don't need eyes or a nose to attract the ladies, I just need my full, thick, luscious lips!

Mr. Odd introduces himself to the Giant Owl. The owl is shocked.

You rolled a five. Which means YOU DIE!!!!

Mickey Mouse drops acid, sees snakes flying everywhere.

Teddy Bear army attacks eskimo town, raze and melt it to the ground.

Mr. Snake heads off for another long day at the office.

Man who can only speak gibberish is beaned by a brick.

YER A WIZARD, MICKEY

Man spanks cat. Cat kinda likes it.

The candle speaks in an indecipherable tongue.

Dog stands in pool blood, owner doesn't even notice because he's on the computer.

Zoidberg is happy! Or... or terrified, I can't really tell.