As Harry rushed to the scene, his ice cream already had been licked.

Peter the pedo has chosen the best hideout tunnel ever.

I'm trying to do my maths homework, but this damn Jesus guy keeps distracting me.

This is Jeff. Jeff suffers from Mental Idiotism. Please help him by pulling his face out of my pudding.

Hey dude! Let's jump off my roof into a huge pile of pillows!

Stop staring at me like that! Stop sta-- NO! NOOO!

A guy who's following a dude who stole his lemonade. On a snowboard.

A pile of shit. Just sitting there, arrogantly staring at everything it can see.

Blowing your nose in the toilet.