The oven is on fire so the boy used his 4 foot long arm to grap the phone and scream for "Halp!"

David Guetta guetting attacked by radio activity

Pissed of monochrome dinausor (people stole my colors)

Politically correct child pornography

An ad for a VEGETARIAN ADULT MOVIE RENTAL STORE

The sun god Appollo played a prank on winnie the pooh: he put razor blades in the honeypot winnie is sad and confused.

Look at my gween showts an' ma big-ass choppa bike, mofo

Your lashes will be 182 times longer

Starman from earthbound... Or Patrick with a cape

A half-lipped robot-zombie is asking for cancer-sticks

Prof. Jackson demonstrates the factual inevitability of rape. (1+1 = RAPE)

The sun shoots gold nuggets at friendly leaf and his friend the redhead