A guy befriends a lemon and decides to spare him a horrible fate of living in a trash can, rotting, possibly getting eaten by a passing hobo

You know where to put it.

Touch me like that.

OH JESUS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!

A man with skis surgically attached to his hips must win the 6669 Winter Olympics by sliding into what looks to be a horribly broken house.

AWW SHIT GIRL! GOT A FUCKING SPIDAH IN MAH HAIR!!!