Using the Estoc ACTUALLY gives you cancer.

New Warriors of Sunlight covenant reward: Sunlight Shave!

Gwyn is a bit strapped for cash, so he rehashes the same old bullshit to sell to the normies.

something something turtling

1000 years dungeon!

>hand banana

WOAH this APPLE THOUGH

The oblivion cloud makes you cry

Drop anchor! ON THE SUN

Cry me a river, bitch

Darth Vader makin it rain at da club

Trix... ARE FOR KIDS, DAMMIT. (your OC stealing trix?)