An advertisement for the Mathematican's X-Rated Cinema

Lisa fondles a tree to dull the pain of Tommy's rejection.

A blonde uses her cleavage's powers of enchantment to convince a man to smash pumpkins for her.

Okay, I'll try it I guess, but you know I don't like mayo like that because it made me sick that one time.

He pursues excellence in mathematics for the sake of being able to wear bowties well. People expect a man in a bowtie to know his math.