Sonic the Hedgehog propels himself by farting.

Spongebob gently caresses a squid nose, while whispering "squidward.."

A person who considers five miles per hour fast.

A dapper robot does not know how to drive.

baby abraham lincoln goes to /v/idya

a taiwanese ripoff of yoda from star wars

A catapult explodes puppies.

Abraham Lincoln winks at you.

the united states military is going back to the middle ages in terms of weaponry

Sinful Athiests worshipping Satan and Charles Darwin.

Someone steals a sweet roll.

Four blades of purple grass named "Soul-Soul". Possibly asian.