a white whale grows legs and poops green stuff in a bucket.

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Scooby Doo with wine bottles instead of legs

bush princess thinks she's ugly

devil cooking sizzling fetus in a pan

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The ceiling is alive... and horny.

a man sliced in half sneezes a child

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The liberal media spread the news of OP's death

a red rocket aims straight for a giraffe's ass

poisoned man with a crate on his head drinks coffee through a straw

Naruto has no arms, yaps nonsense

A child is harassed by his own shadow. Dad won't help.

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