I used to be an adventurer, like you. But then I got married
Massacre at the Halloween Supply store
Moved the fridge and found a swarm of mini-crocodiles underneath!
Crater-face giant is mad at keebler elf.
Liam Nesson is actually fine with you having stolen his daugther and wife
Stinky poops look like chocolate icecream
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed.
green flag with white corner with green star in it
naked Batman getting punched in the face for using the penguins head as a masturbatory aid
Meg from family guy with a parrot on her head talking to a cabbage
train car tipped over and spilling fire all over the grass