gary should have stayed in bed today

robots get rashes too

your knife is powerless against nagini

zombie gets an f in living class

apples are vain motherfuckers

octopimp sings thriller

a hamburger holds a bloody lightsaber

luigi has a shoe fetish

i think they're trying to tell me that a navy is living in my butt

blues clue's head is shaped like a fat car

mcdonalds forgot to pay the gravity bill

sord has a w ya big baka