Chubby walrus sees man floating in the sea. "Is he alright.. or is he d-dead? No, I shouldn't speak like that -- it's nonsense. But still.."

Angry gray rock monster shouts in his native tongue: "DarAki Yuu narrdi!"

Someone is shouting for Rue, Winnie the Pooh's kangaroo friend. "Rue! Ruuuuuuuuuuue!"

A poorly drawn self portrait.

Hitler with the word "WHAT." (in all caps just like that)written across his face. He has a big grin, too.

Doodle or Die

Somebody out of frame says to two velociraptors about to get married: "You may now kiss the bride!". The male velociraptor has no pants.

A man helps a woman stand back up after she fell. He points to another guy that also fell and says "you're next"

New Chain

As the sun sets and the snow falls gently, an Eskimo wearing some "bling-bling" lights a fire just outside of his Pickgloo (Pickle igloo).

Bald man angrily shouting: "yymA7"

A man on his knees sorting candy on his black rug. He has already separated all of the white ones, except for one that's under his short leg

New Chain

HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON.

A man who has just lit himself on fire realizes his mistake.

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