Fancy pants man gets called a naughty name and is not wearing his fancy pants.

watchmen!!!

a white circle in a grey circle on a green background

Mario is dead!!! OH NO

Spongebob is masturbating with no hands.

Promiscuous

A shark takes away a man from his wife

Did you know that dolphins and humans are the only living things in the whole world that have sex for fun?

A pirate hates music

LOSER can't get a girlfriend :(

Medusa is sad :(

Overweight ninja