Alien is really sick of immature idiots making penis jokes on doodleordie...

Man stuck in digital world

Boy finds his dad on his unicycle naked and covered in butter.

Bert discovers Ernie is having an affair with Dracula.

modern art

My purple tie is alive!

Run towards the light!

Monster's hair can't be tamed.

Little people soup is good for the soul.

The sky on an old-timey black and white TV

Panda chef is on a diet!