Doodle or Die

The enlightened bottle cap dreams of falling soap and cries gentle, manly tears.

THE DEMON KNIGHT HAS NO SHOVEL FOR THE TRAIN. THE TRAIN GOES NOWHERE.. ITS STACK SIMMERING WITH ITS LAST BREATH. POWER FAILS. RIPLEY SAYS HI

Man in orange poncho does not understand

virgin greets small green cucumber

The friendly alien tells his mouse friend "Ayyyy lmaaooo"

blonde robocop fused with bone machine

tank burger

dicktrees growing while dickclouds float in the sky and a dickrocket flies. The Sun is not a shoe.

A ripe lemon.

Link has a bigger shoe than Susan.

VALVE GAMES

Illuminati interfering with Half Life 3 development.

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