Mabel no don't look for fanfics NO GOOD WILL COME OF IT

Dipper is a pony? I think? No matter what he's bootiful

Dipper has gone through so much that he can no longer care about the fact that he's being attacked by a rabid squirrel, poor boy

Bill is suddenly struck by the realization that he left his cane back in the dreamscape

Bill has made a terrible, terrible mistake

Which lucky young bachelor will win the heart of this very date-able Miss Mabel???

Dipper, buddy you should've known Freddy Fazbear's was a bad place, you should've KNOWN MAN

Garnet the leprechaun

Garnet and Pearl enjoy a sunset-jog on the beach, Pearl is clearly smitten

omg is that cosmic latte

Bill is VERY OFFENDED about being called a dorito, we've hurt his feelings

His most royal porcine sovereign, the cutie king, KING WADDLES