A flamingo with the almighty golden poop is going to dominate the world. One man stands terrified yet ready to fight.

I can't read with this says at all. Looks like there's a llama though. So draw a llama I guess.

Books on a shelf. It looks like they might fall off.

Dave and John are Strifing.

It looks like Captain Kirk going "Oh you."

Hottahothothothottiehothothot.

Hardhat wearin' flower ain't having none of your shit.

An ostrich wearing glasses and clothes. It knows it should not be wearing such things for it is a bird not a human.

Jiggly booty. Very nice.

An angry boy in blue wants to know what you want with him.

An escaped circus elephant threatens a couple in the parking lot.

A very excited mermaid.