Before the gentleman Tarkus commences with the fight, he must polish his greatsword. This causes the fair maiden, Iron Golem, to blush.

Solaire after searching his own name in Gelbooru

The Fair Lady's fair fanny.

Anti-Black Knight propaganda.

Souls into Cash: Payday Advance Centers

The best Spell in Dark Souls.

Guy ass knight says some cuss words and shit in the presence of a sensitive as fuck torch, roughly.

Dark Souls 2: Modern Warfare

One of the guards in Sen's Fortress on his day off dresses his dog as an Astoran Knight, but it pooped so he scolds it with newspaper.

why is patches so bald

Tarkus can't into food

Channeler finds Seath's porn stash