Those rotten kids pooped on my privately owned German mini golf course

Doodle or Die

Kids hiding behind a sleeping tree from a male stripper dressed as a cop exposing himself

Blackhawks can't play hockey for sht

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A candle seeking reconstructive surgery for his unsightly scars from a series of severe burns

Huts in wind caused by giants farts

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Listen to my new Nickleback DC brah

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7-11s in brazil

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Jar within a jar within a jar within a cat

Ninjas and turtles are awesome

7-1 no one cares

Deutschland ist besser

Sweden yo

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