An aspiring rapper is upset that the only job he could find is wrapping presents at Macy's.

First shit granted entry into heaven.

An empty picture frame

A very tall man standing next to a banana, for scale.

A cow dressed like satan entreating you to stop and change your ways.

A seal who would literally do anything for fish.

Loki greeting newborn Sleipnir

Cat dancing one of those twirly ribbon dances that you see at the Olympics.

A cat traumatized by seeing its owner naked.

Yelling at people while playing COD

Chicken Butt

cancer patient