Santa got lazy and is now using balloon powered drones to deliver Christmas presents.

Doodle or Die

BREAKING NEWS: ROYAL SEMEN DEMON SMOTHERS ANOTHER VICTIM WITH HER LUSCIOUS TITS.

Sad man having sex with the moon while another dead person is lying on it.

Some sort of artificially manufactured life form

She came through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon, but now she sucks her thumb and wanders, "hXsglfomtnpoonassto!"

two heterosexual but semi bi-curious gnomes want to see each other's respective penasia.

A filthy dunmer's eye.

I hate it when people do this. You just ruined all the fun and broke a chain. Screw you.

No your not

alien stripper

modern art

New Chain

Taco making sweet, sweet, tender love to an obese octopus.

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