Jesus introduces himself with a friendly smile.

SPEED RACER M.D.

Oh god, there's been an accident at the silly string factory! The Yellow, purple, blue, and black silly string storage has exploded! Help us

An angry ginger prostitute galavants.

An icecream cone with sprinkles looks over a picturesque lake.

Yellow face masterfully avoids the grey dots

A man cries tears of blood. "Oh goo"

Hitlet beams psychic rainbows to Ms Pacman while fapping. Ms. Pacman is puking shit, and a pink boy looks on with amazement.

A red cube with arms and legs looks lovingly at a pink blob

John booth kills Abraham Lincoln

Capt. rainbow defeats Ke$ha in a duel to the death.

Stoned smiley is stoned.