man seduces himself using portals

Mr. Potato Head without any feet eating himself

Two bowling balls admire a woman's derriere

A pink pony with a silly mustache and a rainbow

A pug in the middle of an existential crisis

a Mexican frog wearing a stylish sombrero

sexual organs denying their guilt

a text from a man rejected by a woman

a seagull about to eat a raisin

pink lady with a perpendicular forehead

befuddled dolphin

a black word, a red word, identical in every other way