A dancing poop laughing at something in the distace, while imitating longcat. What the actual crap.

A guy with a hairy butt wants to teach you how to think with Portals.

Racist guys fighting. Their German neighbor shouts, "SHUT THE **** UP" and they reply, "****** PUNK!!!"

New Chain

Draw Chuck Norris.

One of those blue "fast" guys again. Get out of Doodle or Die, you're are as annoying as those freaking yellow faces.

A guy says "No more for me I'm driving." Too bad for you, you're already drunk. Let your wife drive you home. "Drunk! You ass, I told you!"

Apparently, this shows two best friends walking on air. What the crap.

A spitting guy with poop shoes.

Uhh... DAFUQ.

Blue circle, you are racist. Just because those are lines, it does not mean they can beat the focking hell out of you.

DAFUQ.

Looks like somebody doesn't respect his grandpa.

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