Jeesus fresco. Jeesus is black and has an afro. An old lady might have retouched it a bit.

Minimalistic movie poster. This one's from Stanley Kubrick.

Mountainclimber woke up at sunrise. His basecamp is set upon a cave entrance on a mountain overlooking the a sea of tall grass. Calmness.

Latest underground rapper was a real bore.

"Hey monkey, don't ya take my eggs", said the sassy bird. "I am the grand egg inspector" replied the monkey

Man with glorious mustache is disappointed in his painting skills, and his one dimensional view of women.

Lonely alien looks at the shooting stars. Happy, wondering.

Soap on a tiled floor. Man shadow upon it. He is too busy posing to pick it up.

Ponies don't belong to Aztec Temples. Get out now.

Sir-Mix-a-Lot is reincarnated as a redheaded girl.

Da hat is da pimp

Suddenly Mr.Crabmonster left out a hideous fart smelling of tuna, he was worried his co-workers might notice he wasn't human because of it