BREAKING NEWS: Mystery scooter man with large mammaries abducts another sleeping victim

booty had me like

y U no stop do da poop in da house

Angry man with balding head degrades lumpy birdlike potato

cabbage man manages to get stuck in bucket

Me after chipotle (ha ha ha haha ha jk)

penguin tries new diet and begins to hallucinate

"George you told you'd stop that, I can't keep buying more flower seeds for my garden"