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A man is crying because his phone won't work. What he fails to realize is that it's his television remote.

A shot of a fat man from below. He is propelling himself through the force of his farts.

The planet Earth is laughing at the ancient Mayans.

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Thorin and Bilbo.

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Gimli and Legolas declaring their undying love for one another.

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Need something to draw? Why not Zoidberg?

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The fuck is wrong with errybody?

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Scriptures of a pornographic nature.

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Hot cocoa on a rainy day.

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The Perseid Meteor shower.

Stay away from electrical outlets, my son.

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