Drunk blue clock with hairy ballsack.

Purple Machine punches Green Machine while on the ground.

Fat walrus with but-cheek nose.

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Mixing Cheetos into your cereal

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A dolphin wearing pants observing a walnut.

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Guy slapping a girls boobs.

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