"Batman will NOT put up with cucumbers!" Says angry protesters.

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Doodle or Die

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A rainbow toilet is the most desired toilet.

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An Alien wishing to live as he is being abducted.

Igor denying you something. Harshly.

A male stripper next to a ladle next to chopped green onions. A recipe perhaps?

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