New Chain

A cop uses his gun as a nose to stop the bank robber

A really twisted chain pretzel with blood on it

Doodle or Die

A really detailed picture of an African American woman with one eyebrow raised saying "You can't know for sure. She has a point."

A nipple thinks of weed and isn't going to heaven

Two sad people hang themselves together

A large grey figure blocks the the campfire that is floating on some water from a river

A hairy ballsack is lost at sea. Good luck sailor.

A lizard and a dead fish with a blonde wig and lipstick are in love

A banana is confused by his skinny arm with a banana hand

A ball is dropped onto a dead body

An office manager is BLOWN AWAY BY by all these sales

Bernie Sanders ad

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