Flat land pornography. Ok, that's all the "pornography that i'm gonna draw".

and angry big boo its about to eat sad ice cream

a uterus of some kind. i think it might have a pool noodle stuck through it? ouch

His hair was so dirty a flower grew in it, but it wilted, so he was sad.

That's Barney??

Dave saying he's gay

That's an "Asami, no!