Elf with balloons

China is controlling the global economy, and as a result is physically in command

A from with orange hair, sideburns, and large shoes

A fictional character, oops...I mean God

a crying gorilla with hard to read words surrounding his head

Meatwad with licorice arms with a boat motor shoved into his profusely bleeding rectum

Lord of the Rings meets Lord of the Dance

"That's what you get for fucking the yield sign! You, bitch in the car, run this fucker over."

Fuck this guy

Falling in an over-sized top hat

Absolutely not

A nerd with a surfer's pokemon deck