The Eye of Sauron has been resurrected. This time instead of being on top of a tower it's inside a box of green Nerds candy.

A top-down view of a man wearing an over-sized blue helmet while riding a white snowboard along a snowy hilltop. His name is "Linkó".

Ultra conservative Christian freaks out over the sign of his own exposed nipples in the mirror.

An old lead chain has snapped open revealing that it's actually a sold gold chain only painted to look like lead. Smart thinking Jews.

The gray version of the Incredible Hulk shoved a football goal between his ears and the doctors are telling him he's even more tarded now.

Dad and his mailbox's secret love affair is discovered by his five year old son, who was just out walking his monitor lizard.

Dick Tracy 2 starring Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z as Dick Tracey! (Sweet doodle bro!)

A delicious piece of fried chicken drumstick has been dipped in mashed potatoes and is about to be eaten by the hungry earthworm.

The killer from Scream just got a terrible haircut. Now he's too embarrassed to leave the house and murder people.

A freshly baked chocolate cupcake is ready to be eaten by two flies on their first date.

Man sneezes so hard his face shoots off. He's yelling for others to get a doctor, but I think he can just sleep it off.

A moose dressed as Spiderman and wearing a Mario hat fights off a giant cockroach with a spatula. The cockroach is bleeding from his nose.