A prehistoric sabre-toothed wombat gets the tiniest of boners

Darth Vader and the Emperor cruise around the galaxy in their rad orb spaceship and wreck a few planets. Take that, Alderaan!

these pipe cleaners with googly eyes are looking for a fight. One of them is the crack one.

A devil throws a cross off of a diving board. A duck in the pool looks on in indifference.

This little dude is having a heavy fit of autism RIGHT NOW. Somebody put a wallet in his mouth so he doesn't do a bunch of math or whatever.

One of those Minecraft guys is trying to get fresh with you. If I were you I wouldn't stand for that shit.

Draw me like one of your french pirates. And then scribble that shit out because it's awful.

Why did the Pirate cross the road? To watch those sexy-ass stickpeople get it onnnnnn. You are one sick freak, pirate.

Long division, and then I guess he got frustrated and started scribbling some lines. Just use a calculator, bro. Math is for chumps.

Reddit and 9gag, doing Reddit and 9gag bullshit. These websites are a mystery to me. Reaction face comics, I guess.

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Burt Reynolds. I don't care. Just Burt Reynolds doing whatever. He could be wiping his ass for all I care.

Gentleman Dogshit is offended by your accusation that he is actually soft serve ice cream.

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