You say, yes, the sky is lovely today. Yes, the park is scenic. Now can you please have your knives back? She says no. This is getting old.

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Lovebirds: Find other ways to communicate.

Condesce: Consider that maybe you could have used that guy's help later. Who am I kidding, you won't consider that. Revel in your victory.

Eridan: Walk away. You're too good for him. No, really, incest taboo or not, you'll regret it.

Hussie, that is incredibly forward of you. You know how he feels about gestures of affection.

John discovers that he has developed a new superpower. Dave's ego takes a serious hit.

The miracle of a new beginning.

Apples, unlike cotton candy and death, are not a cross-universal constant. Sorry, Dave.

TeAtImE wItH tAvRoS. dOn'T yOu LiKe YoUr WiCkEd ElIxEr, BrO?

Eridan Ampora wizard-duelling Draco Malfoy. Which upper class jerk will win?

Fondly regard preservation.