Tick tock, goes the clock!
butt sex
A vampire that was shunned by a baby cyclopse with two extra eyes.
crippled blue cat
A pumpkin
A duncan Yo-yo
Sherlock about to fall to his death on a cliff to a bottomless pit of spiky grass.
Someone begging another person to stop doing physical exercise.
In Germany, you don't control the puppet. The puppet controls you.
A smart phone ice skates with a flip phone.
Someone didn't have breakfast this morning.
The slenderman offers a treat to a ho.