Plastic bag cries tears of joy because of its new beautiful bow on its head.

Polite ghost

traditional grey alien extends his greetings and laughs heartily

Spork is exhuberant about the current situation

Meanwhile, in /v/'s sewer...

Lanky-Kong shitposts from afar

Picking knives over guns in your loadout

The least likely thing anyone would base a game off.

In the year of 20XX, Dr. Light created Marioman to stop the evil desires of Dr. Bowser.

Cirno craves hamboigah

Just another uneventful day in the year 2016.

[Game of your choice] & Knuckles