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Hitler cries when Legolas insists that Gimli was a better lover, while pointing at Der Fuhrers comically small genitals.

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Retarded cripple yoshi spiderman claims to be a horse.

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Police officer arrests young delinquents on charges of "...having a^shitty show

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A black man with two faces is frightened to learn his friend is The Gay, as he pulls out his dick and ejaculates rainbows onto the black guy

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rainbow weed

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Two men are thoroughly exited, one attempts to tear own head off.

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Man with severed pierced ears does not know anything.

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Muscular arms, ending in stumps, topped with sombreros.

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ynip noy is spammed.

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Cylons feast on Captain Falcon's helmet.

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You, apparently, love dicks.

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Angry jew doesn't wanna watch Dr. Who.

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